Go kiss a Republican right now and thank them. Yes, step away from your laptop or stick your phone in your pocket and start asking people if they are Republican. Tell them you are allowed to kiss them on the lips (no tongue please) and smack them on the ass and say "attaboy, thanks for all that freedom". If they resist, just try harder - they love it. If they complain or ask who said you could... tell them TrumpCare biatch! Just remember if someone smashes your face, it will be considered a pre-existing condition.
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